If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning

Real cowboys never run, they just ride away.

you can tell a true cowboy by the type of horse that he rides

When a cowboy has a chew in his cheek, don't slap him on the back

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance

Careful as a naked man climbin' a barbed wire fence